Matty Ballard

Logan came home last night smelling like booze and Tony Stark. Do I even wanna know why? ...No, probably not. Especially when he was singing Free Bird in his sleep.

Dammit, Tony, did you break him or something? 'Cause you break it, you buy it.

edit: So apparently my boyfriend's been fooling around with Tony Stark behind my back, and has fathered some imaginary bastard ass baby.

...Am I on acid, or has the world just ended?

Note to self: Stay away from Jubilee's cooking. Healing factor or no, I don't like puking at 3am.

Going to crawl back into bed now.

Guess who brought sexy back?

Yeah, that's right, kidlets. I'm back. Look busy.

And John, take your cigarettes outside. I don't care that you smoke. Just don't do it inside, around the kids. Logan's obviously been a bad example. I'll have to punish him.

I'll be leaving Wednesday to go visit my family. Probably won't be back until the weekend after next. Promised Mom I'd visit her and Dad for Easter, and I haven't seen them in close to a year.

And to whoever hid my guitar from me: Very funny. I get that yesterday was April Fool's Day and whatever, but that guitar is my baby. I expect to find it in my room, undamaged and intact, by the time my classes are over. If this hasn't happened, I will hunt you down and give you the most glorious beat down you have ever experienced in your life. There are some things you just do not do, and you do not mess with what's mine. Ever.

edit: Oh, hey. There's my guitar. Hope you know I've got your number now, kid. You better hope none of my stuff goes missing again, because I'll be tracking you down first.

Millie needs schooled. Thundercats marathon in the rec. room!

God damn.

I've figured it out. Animal magnetism. Must be it.

Occam's razor, simplest explanation and all that.

Yes, I've thought about this a bit too much.

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Dammit, now all I can think about is what it would be like to fuck him. I so hate you. Next time I see you, I'm kicking your ass. I don't think I've been this sexually frustrated in years.

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Well kidlets, looks like you'll be seeing a lot of me around here from now on. You'd better get used to it.

Anyway, to those who don't know I am, and there's probably a lot you, I'm Matty. I hail from Arkansas, and have spent the last few years traveling the country, and in some cases, the globe. I'd suggest you not get on my bad side because I can be like the fucking Spanish Inquisition when I want to be.

Aside from that, I'm sure we'll get along super.